Opinions Are Like...
thedeadparrot
Wout van Aert/Mathieu van der PoelWout van Aert/Team Jumbo-Visma Members
Explicit
No Archive Warnings Apply
100 Words
Notes
for the prompt ‘hivemind’. apparently, my brain decided today was sex comedy day.
Wout had only just put Mathieu’s cock in his mouth when everyone decided they wanted to offer an opinion.
“Do that thing with your tongue,” Attila suggested. His mental voice was clear, even across the distance.
“Nah, go with fingers,” Tiesj butt in. “The tongue thing is played out.”
“I don’t know what everyone is talking about,” Matteo added. “Van der Poel’s dick is extremely mid.”
Mathieu tugged on Wout’s hair. “You’re supposed to be blowing me, not doing your freaky hive mind shit.”
Wout rolled his eyes, and then he did the tongue thing, just to prove Tiesj wrong.