Ellen Page's Birthday Party

Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23

Chloe/June Colburn

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Fake/Pretend RelationshipEllen Page's Birthday Party

“I ran into Ellen Page yesterday in a Duane Reade condiments aisle,” Chloe says. “Gave her this long sob story about my girlfriend and her tragic medical condition that makes her eyes really big and forces her to wear ugly sweaters, and she invited me to her birthday party.”