Minor Violence
- Why Not Marry Safe Science If You Love It So Much
Dec 26
Wout van Aert/Christophe Laporte
Mature
No Archive Warnings Apply
Alternate Universe - Portal FusionWout in a BoxEscape AttemptsMinor ViolenceFalling In LoveDark ComedyAlternate Universe - Non-FamousFor Science!
The story of how Wout ended up at the Aperture Science Enrichment Center - European Branch was not interesting or dramatic. He hadn’t been abducted at a cafe while looking through their pastry options or desperate to get an experimental lab-grown kidney for his ailing sister. (His sister was fine, at least she had been when Wout had seen her last. Probably doing much better than Wout was.)
No, what had happened was much stupider and much simpler: he had seen an advertisement at the bus stop, and he thought he could use the extra cash to buy himself a new road bike.